- me: haha this game is so relaxing it really helps you get rid of all that stress
- me: TAKE THE FUCKING BAIT YOU STUPID SHARK
- me: GOD DAMMIT I SCARED THE BUG AWAY
- me: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SEA BASS IM SO ANGRY
- me: WHO THE HELL PUT THIS PITFALL HERE
[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT